White ＆ Nerdy (2006), is a fantastically funny rap song, sung by “Weird Al” Yankovic.
Here's the lyrics:
They see me mowin' My front lawn I know they're all thinking I'm so White n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy Think I'm just too white n nerdy Can't you see I'm white n nerdy Look at me I'm white n nerdy!
I wanna roll with The gangsters But so far they all think I'm too white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy Think I'm just too white n nerdy I'm just too white n nerdy Really, really white n nerdy
First in my class here at M.I.T. Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND MC Escher that's my favorite MC Keep your 40 I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
My rims never spin to the contrary You'll find they're quite stationary All of my action figures are cherry Steven Hawkings in my library
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out I got people begging for my top 8 spaces Yo I know Pi to a thousand places Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
There's no killer app I haven't run At Pascal, well, I'm number 1 Do vector calculus just for fun I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun (what?)
They see me roll on, my Segway! I know in my heart they think I'm white n nerdy!
Think I'm just too white n nerdy Think I'm just too white n nerdy Can't you see I'm white n nerdy Look at me I'm white n nerdy
I'd like to roll with- The gangsters Although it's apparent I'm too White n nerdy Think I'm just too white n nerdy I'm just too white n nerdy How'd I get so white n nerdy?
I've been browsing, inspectin' X-men comics you know I collect 'em The pens in my pocket I must protect 'em my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Shopping online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia I memorized Holy Grail really well I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
I got a business doing websites When my friends need some code who do they call? I do HTML for them all Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack they were having a sale down at the GAP Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team! Only question I ever thought was hard Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard? I spend every weekend at the renaissance fair I got my name on my under wear!
They see me strollin' They laughin' And rollin' their eyes 'cause I'm so white n nerdy
Just because I'm white n nerdy Just because I'm white n nerdy All because I'm white n nerdy Holy cow I'm white n nerdy
I wanna bowl with the gangsters but oh well it's obvious I'm white n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy Think I'm just too white n nerdy I'm just too white n nerdy Look at me I'm white n nerdy!