Humor: Weird Al ♪ “White & Nerdy”

By Xah Lee. Date: . Last updated: .

White & Nerdy (2006), is a fantastically funny rap song, sung by “Weird Al” Yankovic.

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Here's the lyrics:

They see me mowin'
My front lawn
I know they're all thinking
I'm so White n nerdy
 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 Can't you see I'm white n nerdy
 Look at me I'm white n nerdy!
I wanna roll with
The gangsters
But so far they all think
I'm too white n nerdy
 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 I'm just too white n nerdy
 Really, really white n nerdy
MC Escher artist drawing math related art. See Art of M C EscherProjective IllusionAlgorithmic Mathematical Art (p3).
Earl Grey tea favorite drink of Captain Picard of Star Trek.
First in my class here at M.I.T.
Got skills, I'm a Champion of DND
MC Escher that's my favorite MC
Keep your 40
I'll just have an Earl Grey tea
Steven Hawkings Stephen Hawking's most popular book is A Brief History of Time. Similar book of that era is Godel, Escher, Bach by Douglas Hofstadter and The Emperor's New Mind by Roger Penrose.
My rims never spin to the contrary
You'll find they're quite stationary
All of my action figures are cherry
Steven Hawkings in my library
MySpace One of the early most popular social networking site. Others of that erar includes LiveJournal, Blogger.
My MySpace page is all totally pimped out
I got people begging for my top 8 spaces
Yo I know Pi to a thousand places
Ain't got no grills but I still wear braces
minesweeper A popular puzzle game included in Microsoft Windows 95. See also Great Math Programs on Puzzles.
I order all of my sandwiches with mayonnaise
I'm a whiz at minesweeper I can play for days
Once you see my sweet moves you're gonna stay amazed
my fingers movin' so fast I'll set the place ablaze
killer app Means a very popular and cool software. Example includes: Mathematica, Emacs, Google Earth, and web browser.
There's no killer app I haven't run
At Pascal, well, I'm number 1
Do vector calculus just for fun
I ain't got a gat but I gotta soldering gun (what?)
JavaScript A programing language for pages in browser. See JavaScript tutorial.
Klingon fiction universe of Star Trek, Klingon is a language of the race Klingon. Klingon has been developed into a full constructed language. Another constructed language is lojban.
Happy days is my favourite theme song
I can sure kick your butt in a game of ping pong
I'll ace any trivia quiz you bring on
I'm fluent in JavaScript as well as Klingon
or I sing on
They see me roll on, my Segway!
I know in my heart they think I'm
white n nerdy!
 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 Can't you see I'm white n nerdy
 Look at me I'm white n nerdy
I'd like to roll with-
The gangsters
Although it's apparent I'm too
White n nerdy
Think I'm just too white n nerdy
I'm just too white n nerdy
How'd I get so white n nerdy?
X-men from superhero comics. Superhero Landing
ergonomic keyboard Ergonomic Keyboard Reviews
I've been browsing, inspectin'
X-men comics you know I collect 'em
The pens in my pocket
I must protect 'em
my ergonomic keyboard never leaves me bored
Wikipedia I LOVE Wikipedia. I've been using and editing it since 2004. My website has near 4 thousand links to it, collected here: Links To Wikipedia from XahLee.org. Wikipedia itself has about 50 links to my website.
Shopping online for deals on some writable media
I edit Wikipedia
I memorized Holy Grail really well
I can recite it right now and have you ROTFLOL
HTML A tech for creating web pages. See Xah HTML Tutorial
I got a business doing websites
When my friends need some code who do they call?
I do HTML for them all
Even made a homepage for my dog!
Yo! Got myself a fanny pack
they were having a sale down at the GAP
Spend my nights with a roll of bubble wrap
POP POP! Hope no one sees me gettin' freaky!
chess I played chess for few years in the early 1990s. But mostly, am more interested in the theoretical aspects of these types of games. See Go Variations on Tilings, Go as Cellular Automata.
I'm nerdy in the extreme and whiter than sour creme
I was in AV club and Glee club and even the chess team!
Only question I ever thought was hard
Was do I like Kirk or do I like Picard?
I spend every weekend
at the renaissance fair
I got my name on my under wear!
They see me strollin'
They laughin'
And rollin' their eyes 'cause
I'm so white n nerdy
 Just because I'm white n nerdy
 Just because I'm white n nerdy
 All because I'm white n nerdy
 Holy cow I'm white n nerdy
I wanna bowl with
the gangsters
but oh well it's obvious I'm
white n nerdy
 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 Think I'm just too white n nerdy
 I'm just too white n nerdy
 Look at me I'm white n nerdy!

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